Comics

Monkey says, "Hey Baby, Hey Baby..."



Boy says, "It says here that "Religion is the opiate of the masses." ... What do you suppose that means?"
TV speaks, "...it means Karl Marx hand't seen anything yet."
Tiger says "What are you watching?"
Boy says, "Garbage. This show would insult a 6-year-old! And I should know."
Tiger says, " So why watch it?"
Boys says, " All the other shows are even worse!"
Tiger says, "Why watch TV at all then."
Boy says, "There's nothing to do."
Tiger says, " Nothing to do?! You could read a book! Or write a letter! Or take a walk!"
Tiger says, " When you're old, you'll wish you had more then memories of this tripe to look back on."
Boy says, "Undoubtedly."



Man #1 says, " Did you read my long e-mail?"
Man #2 says, " Not yet. What's it about?"
Man #1 says, "I can't say."
Man #1 says, " If I tell you what I wrote, the effort I put into writing the e-mail will be transformed into a waste of time."
Man #2 says, " I just decided to delete your e-mail before reading it. Therefore it is already wasted."
Man #1 says, "Oh Okay,"
Man #2 says, " You are now free to tell me its content without reducing your productivity."
Man #1 says, " It was something about improving communication. But I worded it better."
Man #1 says, " Maybe you should read it."
Man #2 says, " Maybe you should."